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Random joke:
To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, the three astronauts from Apollo 11 visited the White House. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were allowed to set foot inside the White House, while Michael Collins was forced to drive around in circles outside.share
To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, the three astronauts from Apollo 11 visited the White House. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were allowed to set foot inside the White House, while Michael Collins was forced to drive around in circles outside.share
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A girl came into the library and asked for the new ‘Twilight’ book,
I nearly threw a good book at her, but I didn’t want to catch’er in the eye.share
I nearly threw a good book at her, but I didn’t want to catch’er in the eye.share
Man goes in library & asks if they have any books on boomerangs. The librarian says, “You’re in luck! This one’s just come back.”share
I went for a CAT scan earlier.
I’m now being prosecuted by the RSPCA and banned from the library for the misuse of their photocopier.share
I’m now being prosecuted by the RSPCA and banned from the library for the misuse of their photocopier.share
Man walks into library & asks if they have any books on bukkake. The librarian replies, “A lot of people come for that.”share
The Black Guy to English dictionary #1;
“Awwwww sheit!”
– Oh dear, there appears to be something wrongshare
“Awwwww sheit!”
– Oh dear, there appears to be something wrongshare
A man goes into a library and doesn’t ask for a book. Instead he uses his own eyes and common sense.
This places no burden on the librarian, who subsequently has no need to say anything.share
This places no burden on the librarian, who subsequently has no need to say anything.share
A Man walks into a library and asks for a book on ‘diarrhea’
The Librarian says: ” Yes but half the pages are missing”share
The Librarian says: ” Yes but half the pages are missing”share
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on sarcasm.
The librarian says; “Yeah, ’cause you’re gonna bring it back, aren’t you?”share
The librarian says; “Yeah, ’cause you’re gonna bring it back, aren’t you?”share
Some pages from J.K. Rowling’s new ‘adult’ novel have been leaked on the internet.
Chapter 1.
Fifty Eight year old Harold Potter was out for a walk near his old school when, suddenly, he saw an owl flying towards him…..share
Chapter 1.
Fifty Eight year old Harold Potter was out for a walk near his old school when, suddenly, he saw an owl flying towards him…..share
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