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It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing upshare



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Saw a crying kid in the street, so I asked him what was wrong.
He said “I’m lost!”
I asked “Do you know your address?”
He replied “timmy@bt.co.uk”share


If time flies when you’re having fun.
Don’t pessimists live longer than optimists?share



If my kid is screaming in the bedroom, but I’m in the pub does it make a noise?
Gerry McCann? It’s good to see you’ve not let things affect your day to day activities!share


what is up with all the ginger jokes on Sickipedia?
God already hates them, you don’t have to make it worse.share


My philosophy professor stated that “The only certain thing in this world is that nothing is certain.”
I’ve certainly tried to get my head around what he means.
But I’m still a bit uncertain.share


Of course Vincent Van Gogh was notoriously vague. Whatever you said to him just went in one ear- and straight out the same ear.share


Black people got the vote in 1870.
Women got the vote in 1917.
Welsh people got the vote in 2011. Just in case you were wondering where you stood.share


‘Silence is a woman’s glory’
Aristotle. A man ahead of the timesshare


“What’s done cannot be undone.”
They obviously didn’t have shoelaces in Shakespeare’s day.share


Human being | (H)yoo man bee ing) |
n.
A creature who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes ‘Save Trees’ on the same paper.share


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