Jokes - Professional

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I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”share

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So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend last night, when I decided to ‘check-in’ using my Facebook app.
It was then that I saw, so had 29 others.share

I’ve gotta say, I really enjoyed Bank Holiday Monday yesterday.
Not sure if my boss did, though. He seems furious with me for some reason.share

I was given a disciplinary regarding my poor attendance at work.
Unfortunately I couldn’t make it.share

It’s my job to torture the Muslims for information.
Well, I’ve nothing better to do than call up those foreign call centres.share

Am I the only one who secretly relishes being ill at home so I can see what I look like with a moustache?share

It was my kids birthday and he was overjoyed when I told him there was a DS and PC waiting for him.
Until I said they had come to arrest him.share

My wife said to me “Would you run into a burning building to save me?”
“Of course I would” I replied.
“The batteries for my xbox aren’t going to find themselves”share

“Alright Sir, are you ready for your prostate exam?”
“Yes doctor.”
“Ok then, Question 1 – Where is the prostate located?”share

I can’t believe I was late for work tomorrow.share

I just got the call telling me that I failed my Electrician’s exam.
I nearly died of shock.share

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