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My mate who was a farmer had a hair brained scheme to breed genetically modified sheep that were twice the size of normal ones.To do so he had to remortgage his house to finance it but things didn’t go to plan,and although the sheep were larger they weren’t as big as he’d hoped and he couldn’t afford the repayments on his loan.Suffice to say the bank reposessed his house and land, leaving him with just his sheep,nowhere to live and penniless.
The last time I saw him he was standing on a street corner selling biggish ewes.share
The last time I saw him he was standing on a street corner selling biggish ewes.share
I think those ads that say ‘Get ripped in 4 Weeks’ are underselling a bit.
It’s only been 1 minute since I paid for the DVD workout routine and I feel ripped.share
It’s only been 1 minute since I paid for the DVD workout routine and I feel ripped.share
I was in the pub yesterday when I shouted out, “I’ve got a really funny Irish joke”
However a big Irishman stopped me and said, “Be careful, I’m Irish”
So I replied, “Don’t worry, I will tell it slowly”share
However a big Irishman stopped me and said, “Be careful, I’m Irish”
So I replied, “Don’t worry, I will tell it slowly”share
I’ve been really worried since I went to see a psychic yesterday.
She told me to make sure I’m wearing clean underwear next Tuesday.share
She told me to make sure I’m wearing clean underwear next Tuesday.share
Been on hold so long I can’t remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn’t really narrow it down much.share
I don’t know why all these teenagers go to such trouble to commit suicide… all they have to do is read chain-mail and not repost it.share
I’m seriously considering never coming back to Sickipedia.
At least that way the texts I get will seem original in 6 month’s timeshare
At least that way the texts I get will seem original in 6 month’s timeshare
My wife said to me “Would you run into a burning building to save me?”
“Of course I would” I replied.
“The batteries for my xbox aren’t going to find themselves”share
“Of course I would” I replied.
“The batteries for my xbox aren’t going to find themselves”share
I have a drinking problem, so I went to the A.A. and I can tell ya, it works.
I can drive to the pub tonight… Problem solved.share
I can drive to the pub tonight… Problem solved.share
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