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Fat Girls are like Buffet Food…
I’ve snuck some home a few times in my days.share

My girlfriend never went that ‘Extra Mile’ for me. So I got a Restraining Order, now she has to.share

Friends:
Gods apology for relations.share

Welcome to Schizophrenia Anonymous, nice to see so many people here today…share

What do you call a builder who’s 4 hours late?
A day earlier than expected.share

I can tell whether someone likes strangers staring at them or not just by looking at them.share

All my friends think I’m an egotist.
Or they think I have a cheesy fist, I don’t know, I just walked away and smiled after they said my name.share

I’ve just got sacked from my latest job as a teacher today, didn’t even last a day
Apparently, Physical Education isn’t what I thought it was.share

This year, there is no excuse for people to say they haven’t been able to get that beach body they’ve wanted this summer. I’ve put a little flag in the sand on top of each one I buried. There’s hundreds.
You’re welcome.share

I met Claire only a week ago, but she dumped me yesterday when deciding our names for each other.
She called me her Silly Banana and so I called her my Tasty Vegetable..
Perhaps it wasn’t the best name for a quadruple amputee.share

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