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Random joke:
I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the spirit of my former girlfriend materialise at the foot of my bed.
I was utterly terrified, I just didn’t ex spectre.share
I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the spirit of my former girlfriend materialise at the foot of my bed.
I was utterly terrified, I just didn’t ex spectre.share
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I was late for one of my lectures at university the other day. Upon walking in, the lecturer stopped and stared at me and said disdainfully, ‘Come on then, go and sit with your friends’.
So I went back home.share
So I went back home.share
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: Sorry Sir, my dog ate it.
Teacher: But, you homework was to make an abstract object made of razorblades.
Me: I know Sir. My dog is dead.share
Me: Sorry Sir, my dog ate it.
Teacher: But, you homework was to make an abstract object made of razorblades.
Me: I know Sir. My dog is dead.share
The school register:
The kid from Eastern Europe – Check
The kid with Tourette’s – Tick
The birthday boy – “Present”
The deaf kid – “Ear”
The kid on drugs – “Hi”share
The kid from Eastern Europe – Check
The kid with Tourette’s – Tick
The birthday boy – “Present”
The deaf kid – “Ear”
The kid on drugs – “Hi”share
When i was teaching at the school the other day a student came in 15 minutes late. I said
“Where have you been?”
“I’ve been up Cherry Hill sir,” the boy said. So then I asked him to sit down and get on with his work. 5 minutes later another boy walks in.
“Where have you been?” I demanded.
“I’ve been up Cherry Hill sir,” He said. Then he sat down and got on with his work. 20 minutes later another boy walks in.
“Where have you been?” I demanded once again.
“I’ve been up Cherry Hill sir.”
“Can someone please tell me where Cherry Hill is?” A young girl walks in and says,
“Right here sir.”share
“Where have you been?”
“I’ve been up Cherry Hill sir,” the boy said. So then I asked him to sit down and get on with his work. 5 minutes later another boy walks in.
“Where have you been?” I demanded.
“I’ve been up Cherry Hill sir,” He said. Then he sat down and got on with his work. 20 minutes later another boy walks in.
“Where have you been?” I demanded once again.
“I’ve been up Cherry Hill sir.”
“Can someone please tell me where Cherry Hill is?” A young girl walks in and says,
“Right here sir.”share
I didn’t know the answer to the exam question “What is plagiarism?”
So I just copied off the bloke next to me.share
So I just copied off the bloke next to me.share
The Government should sack all the striking teachers and replace them with long-term unemployed Greeks.
They’d be glad of 36 weeks work a year.share
They’d be glad of 36 weeks work a year.share
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