Jokes - Sayings And Words - Definitions - 8

Today’s redneck definition: Obama – “I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self.”share

What’s the definition of an office dilemma?
Having a raging hard on concealed only by your desk when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off.share

Morning sickness
The feeling when waking up after a night out and rolling over to discover exactly what hippo, elephant or whale it was you unashamedly ploughed for 30 seconds.share

Powernap (n) – when you fall asleep on someone who is weaker than you.share

Understanding Marketing
You see a fabulous girl at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “He’s fantastic in bed.”
That’s Advertising.
You see a fabulous girl at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl. They walk up to you and say, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
That’s Brand Recognition.share