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I’ve a serious fear of misdirection.
But then again, that’s neither here nor there.share

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Conscience – this silent voice, that tells you somebody could see you…share

Hedonistic (n) – Victoria Beckhamshare

Axe (verb) – What a black person does when they have a question.share

Football: Americans no good at it,invented their own version that no other country plays thus they cant be beaten at it!share

I asked my mate ”What does confidential mean?”
”It’s secret, keeping it to myself.” He replied.
”I only asked you a question, you dont have to be like that.”share

Intermittent: (adj)
Where I went when it started to rain on my camping holiday.share

The definition of false economy:
I spent thirty quid on oysters to get my girlfriend in the mood to swallow the same thing for nothing.share

Masturbation:
A temporary solution to a permanent problemshare

A book containing the meaning of 800,000 words has been completed by students and professors at a university in Glasgow.
They stopped after one of them found out the meaning of the word “pointless”.share

My wife said I’m, “awfully pedantic” the other day.
“The ‘awfully’ part isn’t really necessary”, I said.share

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