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Chuck Norris`s dog is trained o pick up its own poop because he does not take shit from any one.share
Chuck Norris`s dog is trained o pick up its own poop because he does not take shit from any one.share
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Scare hotel staff by riding a tricycle through the corridors and talking backwards to your finger.share
Never get into a fight with someone who has a large tattoo on their neck.
Do they look the kind of person who has anything to lose?share
Do they look the kind of person who has anything to lose?share
Teenage boys.
The waistband of your boxer shorts makes an ideal hiding place to conceal any unwanted hard-ons.share
The waistband of your boxer shorts makes an ideal hiding place to conceal any unwanted hard-ons.share
What’s the definition of gross?
Dreaming you’re eating cottage cheese and waking up with your grandmother sitting on your face.share
Dreaming you’re eating cottage cheese and waking up with your grandmother sitting on your face.share
Mum: Be careful
Me: Thank God, before you said that i was just going to be recklessly dangerous.share
Me: Thank God, before you said that i was just going to be recklessly dangerous.share
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: “Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?”
“We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth”, she replied.
“We just love the chocolate around them.”share
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: “Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?”
“We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth”, she replied.
“We just love the chocolate around them.”share
It was good advice when someone told me I’d never meet the woman of my dreams at a bar. The women in my dreams aren’t old enough to get in.share
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