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Excuse me if I sound rude, but if your greatest achievement in the world of work has been getting a job as a careers advisor, then the very last thing I would ever want from you is advice on my career.share
Old Biddies – Easter will neither be ‘very late’ nor ‘very early’ this year. So that’s one less pointless conversation you can have with each other.share
I hate being asked for directions in the street. So I usually just make something up, like – “Take a right at the traffic lights. Go down the 2nd turning on the left and you can’t miss it”.
Then hope I never see them ever again.
It’s not always easy being a copper.share
Then hope I never see them ever again.
It’s not always easy being a copper.share
Drivers: When you see those ‘accident blackspot’ signs you should speed up. You don’t want to hang about in dangerous places.share
If you put a frog into a pan tepid water and slowly heat it up, the frog will boil to death. But if you put a frog into already boiling water it will jump out.
Moral of the story? Put a lid on the pan.share
Moral of the story? Put a lid on the pan.share
Attention ladies.
If the recycle bin on your boyfriend’s computer is always empty, he’s up to no good.share
If the recycle bin on your boyfriend’s computer is always empty, he’s up to no good.share
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