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I’m in trouble with the RSPCA…turns out in reality, The Shredder beats The Turtles.share
I’m in trouble with the RSPCA…turns out in reality, The Shredder beats The Turtles.share
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Rudolph the well hung reindeer,
Had a great enormous cock,
All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock,
All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small,
Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all,
Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!"
Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say,
"Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You`re so lucky Santa`s gay"share
Had a great enormous cock,
All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock,
All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small,
Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all,
Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!"
Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say,
"Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You`re so lucky Santa`s gay"share
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina.
So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.share
So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.share
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!share
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I`ve been f*cking`."
His wife says, "That`s a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn`t talking to you."...
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy."
"Let go of my boob."
( boy 1 ) : you need to say what ever i say in backwards.
( boy 2 ) : okay.
( boy 1 ) : A B C
( boy 2 ) : C B A
( boy 1 ) : 1 2 3
( boy 2 ) : 3 2 1
( boy 1 ) : okay lets make this harder : CRACK MY FINGER
( Boy 2 ) : Finger my crack .share
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I`ve been f*cking`."
His wife says, "That`s a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn`t talking to you."...
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy."
"Let go of my boob."
( boy 1 ) : you need to say what ever i say in backwards.
( boy 2 ) : okay.
( boy 1 ) : A B C
( boy 2 ) : C B A
( boy 1 ) : 1 2 3
( boy 2 ) : 3 2 1
( boy 1 ) : okay lets make this harder : CRACK MY FINGER
( Boy 2 ) : Finger my crack .share
Girl Cop: "You have to right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be used against you."
Guy: "Boobs!"share
Guy: "Boobs!"share
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."share
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."share
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