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Is anyone else at least slightly amused at Wikipedia’s gross over estimation of how generous people are at donating?share
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It's really embarrassing when you see your parents nude.
Especially when you're watching the porn channel with your mates.share
Especially when you're watching the porn channel with your mates.share
Two parents take their son on a holiday and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and says "Mummy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mummy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mum says, &quo
Reveal the rest of this jokeTwo parents take their son on a holiday and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and says "Mummy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mummy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mummy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"share
The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mummy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mum says, &quo
Reveal the rest of this jokeTwo parents take their son on a holiday and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and says "Mummy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mummy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mummy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"share
Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.share
I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.share
I always sleep naked. It's just more comfortable.
This stewardess can fuck off. I don't care if there are young children on the plane.share
This stewardess can fuck off. I don't care if there are young children on the plane.share
A husband, admiring his naked body in the mirror, says to his wife, "Look at that, fourteen stone of pure dynamite!"
His wife replies, "Fucking shame about the two inch fuse!"share
His wife replies, "Fucking shame about the two inch fuse!"share
I get complaints from my neighbours because I always walk about my garden wearing only my boxers.
I don't see what the problem is, I think they make a lovely hat.share
I don't see what the problem is, I think they make a lovely hat.share
Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer and a foot of onion rings!
Who is the most popular girl in a nudist colony?
The girl who can eat the last onion ringshare
The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer and a foot of onion rings!
Who is the most popular girl in a nudist colony?
The girl who can eat the last onion ringshare
Went round to my girlfriend's last night.
"Make yourself at home," she said.
Apparently, stripping naked and furiously wanking was not what she had in mind.share
"Make yourself at home," she said.
Apparently, stripping naked and furiously wanking was not what she had in mind.share
A young man finally got a date with the blonde who lived across the road.
To prepare for his big date, the young man went out into the garden to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade." But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up fo
Reveal the rest of this jokeA young man finally got a date with the blonde who lived across the road.
To prepare for his big date, the young man went out into the garden to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade." But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a DVD. During the film, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"share
To prepare for his big date, the young man went out into the garden to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade." But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up fo
Reveal the rest of this jokeA young man finally got a date with the blonde who lived across the road.
To prepare for his big date, the young man went out into the garden to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade." But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a DVD. During the film, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"share
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