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I sank ten pints of lovely Rocky Mountain Beer, and when I stumbled in, my wife said, “Have you been drinking? Your breath stinks!”
I smiled, and replied, “Yes, of Coors.”share



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I have to say, the entertainment in my local nudist camp is shit.

Dress up poker did nothing for me.share


I was watching the film Commando last night.
My wife came in and said "Put some underwear on Jim, You're scaring the kids"share



A copper just came up to me over the park and asked if I'm a flasher!

I said, "On and off."share


I once posed nude for a magazine.

I'm not going back to that newsagent.share


I said, "My house, my fucking rules"
My daughter said, "Please Dad, just this once"
I said, "No, and that's final"
She said, "But Dad, he's my boyfriend .. "
I said, "Look, if your boyfriends parents want to meet me then they'll have to live with it. I'm not putting clothes on for anyone. "share


My wife and I were looking out of the window at the pouring rain when she dared me to strip off and dance in it.

Always up for a dare, I stripped off and ran out the door.

I was having a right laugh until I saw the door close and the bus drive off.share


I'm a nudist.

Don't blame me, I was born this way.share


Just been on my first naturist holiday and on the last night there was a cabaret act with a nude female ventriloquist...

She was shit though; I could definitely see her lips moving!share


I just lost my job as a primary school teacher, apparently you have to wear clothes on a "Non-uniform day".share


I've just heard they are installing body scanners in some airports; they can see through clothes.

I've just ordered one for my glassesshare


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