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My flatmate burst into my room naked today saying she couldn't find her knickers.
I didn't know where to look.share
I didn't know where to look.share
I was at the shopping centre earlier, and the teenagers who hang out there were laughing at my man-bag.
I really should have put some clothes on before I went out.share
I really should have put some clothes on before I went out.share
"If I want to walk around in my own home naked then I will do so. And if I want to toss myself then by god I will"
"But sir as I've been explaining to you, this is a residential home"share
"But sir as I've been explaining to you, this is a residential home"share
I was sunbathing naked in my garden yesterday, when my wife came home and said, "Put some bloody clothes on."
"Why?" I said, "You've seen it all before."
"What about everybody else who can see you?" she continued.
"Fuck them" I replied, "If they don't like looking at a fine figure of a man then that's their problem."
"Can you at least sunbathe in the back garden?"share
"Why?" I said, "You've seen it all before."
"What about everybody else who can see you?" she continued.
"Fuck them" I replied, "If they don't like looking at a fine figure of a man then that's their problem."
"Can you at least sunbathe in the back garden?"share
I put on my new Reebok trainers and left the house with a spring in my step.
Within 5 minutes the police stopped me and brought me into the station.
I said to them "You think I'm some kind of thug just because I'm wearing Reeboks?"
They answered: "No, we think your some kind of weirdo because all your wearing is Reeboks"share
Within 5 minutes the police stopped me and brought me into the station.
I said to them "You think I'm some kind of thug just because I'm wearing Reeboks?"
They answered: "No, we think your some kind of weirdo because all your wearing is Reeboks"share
I work at the airport and have performed a few strip searches and they're so embarrassing!
Well, they were, until my boss told me its not my clothes that are meant to come off.share
Well, they were, until my boss told me its not my clothes that are meant to come off.share
I don't see anything wrong with walking around my house naked.
My neighbours, however, keep yelling at me to go back inside.share
My neighbours, however, keep yelling at me to go back inside.share
Teachers have reported a rise in the number of "slovenly" parents dropping children off at school dressed in their pyjamas.
Luckily for them I'll never cause any such trouble; I like to sleep naked.share
Luckily for them I'll never cause any such trouble; I like to sleep naked.share
I decided it was time to discover my 'feminine' side.
It's going well - I've found out if I strip naked, bend over double and look back in the mirror I can make my buttocks look like breasts!share
It's going well - I've found out if I strip naked, bend over double and look back in the mirror I can make my buttocks look like breasts!share
My mate called me and asked me if I fancied going to the new strip club to watch ladies dancing with no clothes on.
I was up for the idea, but unfortunately I got arrested for indecent exposure before I even reached the club.share
I was up for the idea, but unfortunately I got arrested for indecent exposure before I even reached the club.share
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