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“Hi Mum, I’ve got somebody else on the line. Can I call you back?”
She knows I work a double shift as a tightrope walker on Fridays.share
“Hi Mum, I’ve got somebody else on the line. Can I call you back?”
She knows I work a double shift as a tightrope walker on Fridays.share
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This woman walked up to me in the park, opened her long coat to reveal she was totally naked underneath, and said "feel free to look down". I obliged, and I was certainly very pleased by what I saw.
There was 20p on the ground in front of her.share
There was 20p on the ground in front of her.share
A girl in my art class asked me to paint her in the nude.
She stormed out before I'd even taken off my boxers.share
She stormed out before I'd even taken off my boxers.share
Since I went on that disastrous nudist cooking course, I've been convinced that the most dangerous biscuit of all is the Hob Nob.share
Nudists:
When forced to wear clothes due to cold weather, simply pin a photo of your cock and balls to your trousers.share
When forced to wear clothes due to cold weather, simply pin a photo of your cock and balls to your trousers.share
I'm really lucky - I've got great views of the nudist beach from my window.
The hardest part is getting the car on the beach.share
The hardest part is getting the car on the beach.share
i'm in hospital with a gash in my head.
If they'd bandage my finger already I'd be able to go home and stop imagining the nurse naked.share
If they'd bandage my finger already I'd be able to go home and stop imagining the nurse naked.share
Calmly, I entered the art class and walked past the line of easels.
I momentarily closed my eyes, exhaled a long breath and let my robe drop to the floor.
As I stood there, at ease with my nakedness, I occasionally glanced around as they studied my naked torso in between brushstrokes.
I remained motionless, the light creating shade and tone across my skin.
At the end of the lesson, I was keen to see if they'd captured my physical form.
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Reveal the rest of this jokeCalmly, I entered the art class and walked past the line of easels.
I momentarily closed my eyes, exhaled a long breath and let my robe drop to the floor.
As I stood there, at ease with my nakedness, I occasionally glanced around as they studied my naked torso in between brushstrokes.
I remained motionless, the light creating shade and tone across my skin.
At the end of the lesson, I was keen to see if they'd captured my physical form.
I was surprised, some of the children had creatively used macaroni too.share
I momentarily closed my eyes, exhaled a long breath and let my robe drop to the floor.
As I stood there, at ease with my nakedness, I occasionally glanced around as they studied my naked torso in between brushstrokes.
I remained motionless, the light creating shade and tone across my skin.
At the end of the lesson, I was keen to see if they'd captured my physical form.
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Reveal the rest of this jokeCalmly, I entered the art class and walked past the line of easels.
I momentarily closed my eyes, exhaled a long breath and let my robe drop to the floor.
As I stood there, at ease with my nakedness, I occasionally glanced around as they studied my naked torso in between brushstrokes.
I remained motionless, the light creating shade and tone across my skin.
At the end of the lesson, I was keen to see if they'd captured my physical form.
I was surprised, some of the children had creatively used macaroni too.share
Did you hear about the dwarf who got chucked out of the nudist camp?
he was always sticking his nose into other people's business...share
he was always sticking his nose into other people's business...share
I got thrown out of the local nudist colony recently.
Apparently it was because I wasn't jumping high enough at leapfrog!share
Apparently it was because I wasn't jumping high enough at leapfrog!share
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