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Imagine how much money you would save if you were the sample photo guy in picture frames!share
Imagine how much money you would save if you were the sample photo guy in picture frames!share
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I was late for one of my lectures at university the other day. Upon walking in, the lecturer stopped and stared at me and said disdainfully, ‘Come on then, go and sit with your friends’.
So I went back home.share
So I went back home.share
My Wife got our son a Dalmatian puppy for his birthday.
It has been yapping for a week and keeping me up at night.
so I kicked it across the room.
….That hit the spot.share
It has been yapping for a week and keeping me up at night.
so I kicked it across the room.
….That hit the spot.share
My wife said to me, “I’m sick of you being very immature. Any more of it and I’m leaving you.”
I said, “I’m sorry.”
She said, “Well at least you apologised.”
I said, “No, I just farted, hehe.”share
I said, “I’m sorry.”
She said, “Well at least you apologised.”
I said, “No, I just farted, hehe.”share
I saw a lorry turned over and ablaze today. The driver was trapped in the cab and as flames began to lick at his feet, he screamed, “Quick, there’s an extinguisher in the back.”
As I walked away with it I thought, “What a generous bloke.”share
As I walked away with it I thought, “What a generous bloke.”share
I came in from work earlier to see my son crying on the stairs in hysterics. “What’s wrong matey?” I asked him.
“Daddy, I’m having trouble with the girls at school!” he cried.
I thought it was time…I gave him the inevitable talk about ‘the birds and the bees’ and he sat there and listened.
When I was done he paused…”That’s fine daddy but it’s not that. They wont let me play with their barbies at lunch time and said my legs are too hairy to wear a skirt.”
He lives with his uncle now.share
“Daddy, I’m having trouble with the girls at school!” he cried.
I thought it was time…I gave him the inevitable talk about ‘the birds and the bees’ and he sat there and listened.
When I was done he paused…”That’s fine daddy but it’s not that. They wont let me play with their barbies at lunch time and said my legs are too hairy to wear a skirt.”
He lives with his uncle now.share
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