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I was amazed when my regular prostitute refused to let me shove it up her arse.
"Sorry, nowt to do with me." she said. "The government's issued a ho's pipe ban."share
I was amazed when my regular prostitute refused to let me shove it up her arse.
"Sorry, nowt to do with me." she said. "The government's issued a ho's pipe ban."share
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I’ve gotta say, I really enjoyed Bank Holiday Monday yesterday.
Not sure if my boss did, though. He seems furious with me for some reason.share
Not sure if my boss did, though. He seems furious with me for some reason.share
I was given a disciplinary regarding my poor attendance at work.
Unfortunately I couldn’t make it.share
Unfortunately I couldn’t make it.share
Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances?
The librarian said ” Well, they used to be over there……”share
The librarian said ” Well, they used to be over there……”share
I’m being taken to court for plagiarism.
But it’s just his word against my word…
which he claims is his word.share
But it’s just his word against my word…
which he claims is his word.share
“What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.”
-Evil Knievel
“What doesn’t kill me makes me smaller”
-Super Marioshare
-Evil Knievel
“What doesn’t kill me makes me smaller”
-Super Marioshare
I was thinking about robbing this French city.
But then i remembered they have nothing, Toulouse.share
But then i remembered they have nothing, Toulouse.share
Unbelievable. Tories in power for less than half an hour and already a Scottish family is unemployed and homeless.share
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